People Magazine Punishes Ryan Gosling for Not Reading Carly Bird
It was announced this morning that Ryan Gosling was once again snubbed by People Magazine as Sexiest Man Alive. The only explanation for People Magazine not giving the award to these abs:
This face
And the guy who engrained this romance into all women’s brains to torture them and leave them unsatisfiable through the rest of eternity.
Is that A) People magazine is jealous that it’s flimsy pages will never be as rock solid as his body or B) They still haven’t gotten over that Ryan Gosling didn’t respond to my tweet 3 months ago asking Ryan if he reads CarlyBird.com.
Let’s be honest with each other, both reasons are undoubtadly terrible (keep in mind I own this blog) and do not justify the injustice they caused when they refused a man that does not get refused.
GOSLING VOTED SEXIEST MAN ALIVE BY CARLYBIRD.COM
In light of what happened. This blog has officially voted Ryan Gosling as the Sexiest Man Alive. The 25 people a day who read this site have agreed that in fact it would be a failure to all womenkind to not jump on board #teamryan at this time.
Comment below if you need to vent or would like to jump on the #teamryan hashtag. If you are currently still on #teamjef from the bachelor ABANDON SHIP. You should never have jumped on board.
8 Comments
You are seriously my favorite blogger ever. I check your blog literally everyday to see if you’ve posted something new. You’re so witty and hilarious, I honestly want to be you! In a non creepy way. Or maybe in a creepy way….
Nevermind. We’ll stick with non creepy.
Oh wow. This was impressive.
Dangermouth – Dangermouth’s a bad word.
I’ve been on team Ryan since day one. DAY ONE!!!!
I’m on #teamryan and I’m a dude. It’s fine.
Can Rachel McAdams, by association to the sexiest man, be the sexiest woman alive? She is in my book…
I will always and forever be #teamcarly. sorry ryan.
Sierra ha ha thank you. Kristopher well done. Russell yes you can claim her. Jason props for being secure in your masculinity. @#$%*!mouth it is an honor to see you on this blog.
I think him being Canadian should have been enough on its own to make him sexiest man.
(Hannah Simone is sexiest woman. Like, ever.)